Okay I'm completely addicted to these. Even when they don't start off that funny the cumulative effect just has me on the floor eventually. Go on, tuck in ...
Dry it on the curtains
Swear to god I've just seen a guy who's in Triga Scally soccer orgy pushing a fucking pram up oldham street
I had to eat quiche and look at holiday photos off my box
I'm in bed with the yorkshire ripper
I’m doing my paper round
I'm gonna learn all the words to otto titsling
do i look like a spanner?
I'm on marie's side. You're a cunt.
Come for a drink then you won't have to look at his beautiful large ass
Question: If there was a pill to take to forget about him in between would you take it?
Is that a bar? I've never heard of it or you or manchester. *kills self*
Yeah. Thought as much. You're fucked and so am I.
God i can't WAIT to have a hangover
Oh. Em. Gee. Fit. Dad. Capital of britain.
I'm not eating spray cream straight from the can are you?
Just gonna go home and play 'This time i know it's for real'
Have been roaring laughing at memory of duncan from school calling a car a ‘fanny magnet’
Every time i open a window 800 flies pour in
I'd throw a milk bottle full of piss at her
the guy in Safad is the most beautiful sad world weary kebab guy in the whole of Manchester
Please google all gay bars in scarborough and text details asap
I am so drunk that milk has come out of my eyes
I've just been at the gym for 45 minutes watching jam and Jerusalem
Do you think i should just spray cream onto maltesers?
Music emergency! Go and listen to terrorvision doing perseverance. BRILLIANT. I'd love to hear it at Bollox.
If i look at a picture of this man one more time i am going to burn a hole in my screen
The website is designed by blind interns
Please note we are no longer dealing with diarrhoea or gonorrhoea as these are causing repetitive strain in the girls typing the invoices
Am in york with the hangover from hades
Just had angel delight for breakfast
I'm having a mai tai in OUR tiki bar! Wish you were here!
Totally shameful sight of four gays flirting madly with a mixologist
Go to a sauna. Art blows.
Mostly germans and jews and gays, oh my!
Oh my god i look like steve tyler from aerosmith
Woo! Craig no smoke without fire charles!
I have repeat visions of me sitting on the edge of the nasty candlewick bedspread. Alone.
I just read the rest of your foreskin posts
I'm sorry i live in such a monstrous place
My one pint turned out to be the size of a swimming pool
She chopped up her boyfriend in the bath. She's such an inspiration.
*prepares dance of the seven veils*
Kylie's not short, she's just far away
My opening chapter has been vastly improved. I'd not only publish me, I’d fuck me over the desk at random house. Dance break!
Can't you simply procure a standard issue plexiglass disease bubble from outpatients to roll about the streets in like a big hairy hamster?
just watched the scene in league where Ross fucks Pauline
CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!! *dry humps chair*
'She looks like she might burn down a plantation' is my favourite line
One time he escaped out of the bath, ran downstairs and straight into the patio doors. Didn't speak to us for days.
Were your massive big ears burning?
Went to WHSmith, bought a card reading 'Happy birthday to a nana who's loved lots and lots' and Attitude: The sex issue. As predicted i look like a methhead.
Come off it I've got suicide written right through me like the cheap stick of blackpool rock that i am
Dry it on the curtains
Swear to god I've just seen a guy who's in Triga Scally soccer orgy pushing a fucking pram up oldham street
I had to eat quiche and look at holiday photos off my box
I'm in bed with the yorkshire ripper
I’m doing my paper round
I'm gonna learn all the words to otto titsling
do i look like a spanner?
I'm on marie's side. You're a cunt.
Come for a drink then you won't have to look at his beautiful large ass
Question: If there was a pill to take to forget about him in between would you take it?
Is that a bar? I've never heard of it or you or manchester. *kills self*
Yeah. Thought as much. You're fucked and so am I.
God i can't WAIT to have a hangover
Oh. Em. Gee. Fit. Dad. Capital of britain.
I'm not eating spray cream straight from the can are you?
Just gonna go home and play 'This time i know it's for real'
Have been roaring laughing at memory of duncan from school calling a car a ‘fanny magnet’
Every time i open a window 800 flies pour in
I'd throw a milk bottle full of piss at her
the guy in Safad is the most beautiful sad world weary kebab guy in the whole of Manchester
Please google all gay bars in scarborough and text details asap
I am so drunk that milk has come out of my eyes
I've just been at the gym for 45 minutes watching jam and Jerusalem
Do you think i should just spray cream onto maltesers?
Music emergency! Go and listen to terrorvision doing perseverance. BRILLIANT. I'd love to hear it at Bollox.
If i look at a picture of this man one more time i am going to burn a hole in my screen
The website is designed by blind interns
Please note we are no longer dealing with diarrhoea or gonorrhoea as these are causing repetitive strain in the girls typing the invoices
Am in york with the hangover from hades
Just had angel delight for breakfast
I'm having a mai tai in OUR tiki bar! Wish you were here!
Totally shameful sight of four gays flirting madly with a mixologist
Go to a sauna. Art blows.
Mostly germans and jews and gays, oh my!
Oh my god i look like steve tyler from aerosmith
Woo! Craig no smoke without fire charles!
I have repeat visions of me sitting on the edge of the nasty candlewick bedspread. Alone.
I just read the rest of your foreskin posts
I'm sorry i live in such a monstrous place
My one pint turned out to be the size of a swimming pool
She chopped up her boyfriend in the bath. She's such an inspiration.
*prepares dance of the seven veils*
Kylie's not short, she's just far away
My opening chapter has been vastly improved. I'd not only publish me, I’d fuck me over the desk at random house. Dance break!
Can't you simply procure a standard issue plexiglass disease bubble from outpatients to roll about the streets in like a big hairy hamster?
just watched the scene in league where Ross fucks Pauline
CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!! *dry humps chair*
'She looks like she might burn down a plantation' is my favourite line
One time he escaped out of the bath, ran downstairs and straight into the patio doors. Didn't speak to us for days.
Were your massive big ears burning?
Went to WHSmith, bought a card reading 'Happy birthday to a nana who's loved lots and lots' and Attitude: The sex issue. As predicted i look like a methhead.
Come off it I've got suicide written right through me like the cheap stick of blackpool rock that i am
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